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SundAy NiiYGHT! July 29, 2009

Filed under: Music — rebeccayoung @ 2:01 am

Only Karen O. can make that sound cool. For any other performer, yelling the day of the week to rally the crowd is the only thing worse than a city shout-out (Fort! Erie! Wooo!). Seriously though, she could have screamed “TuesdAy mid-Moooorning!” and I think we all would have screamed back in agreement. “Yes it is Tuesday mid-Moooorning! And yes, this is AWESOME!”

 

Before the show started we took bets on what Karen O. would wear (partly as a distraction from the young drunk thing that was using my hip as a resting place for her sleepy little head). I thought thong bathing suit over leggings (sexy times). Kelly voted for diaper (risky). Surprisingly we were both kind of right. Leggings are a given, so we don’t need to waste time on that. The unitard was definitely bathingsuit-esque, but also kind of loose, in case she was trying to hide a diaper (I’m not saying that she needs to hide a diaper, just that American Apparel has co-opted her crazy styles, so it seems like the natural next step) . All in all, it was the visual delight we were all hoping for. 

 

Karen O - Yeah Yeah YeahsWhat was a complete surprise was Karen O.’s, well, smiling. Smiling and laughing. And not her normal, mischievous I’m-going-to-spit-on-you-and-then-wrap-the-mic-chord-around-my-neck-and-then-lie-on-the-ground-and-have-a-tantrum-and-finally-put-the-mic-in-my-mouth-and-screech-smile. More like I’m-enjoying-my-time-with-this-crowd smile. I kind of miss the mischief, but this was good too.

 

If it seems as though I am spending a disproportionate amount of time on things not related to the actual music part of the concert, it’s because the Yeah Yeah Yeahs are more than just music. They’re more like performance-art. Why else would Brian Chase bow at the end of the set (and then again at the encore, and probably multiple other times during the day)? Everything feels calculated, but in a good way. If they haven’t orchestrated every move on stage, I would be very surprised.

 

But what of the music? It was much more crisp than past shows I’ve seen. Karen O.’s lyrics were actually audible. They opened with “Heads Will Roll” from their newest It’s Blitz. “Zero” also made an appearance mid-way through the set (accompanied by the leather be-dazzled jacket from the video). The songs from Fever To Tell (“Man”, “Black Tongue”) were by far the best. Especially the secret song from Fever To Tell - when she sang the last words “cool kids are made for each other” and then did exploding solo ET fingers.  *sigh*

 

“Art Star” didn’t make an appearance to my disappointment, but “Honey Bear” totally made up for that. Oh, and so did the gigantic eyeball that bounced over the crowd. It was sooo amusing that Karen O. wasn’t even able to keep her composure at times, especially when the eyeball neared the stage. It was the perfect SundAy NiiYGHT!

ps. thanks Mark Swierszcz for the pic

 

Vote for Sousa Mae Jones July 6, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — rebeccayoung @ 2:29 pm

sousaHere Sousa is thinking “Why?! Why do you do this to me?” That’s her permanent inner-dialogue. I think she knows that when I take a picture of her I have plans to muck it up somehow using MS Paint. So that’s why her face is sooo unimpressed. And that’s why I love her. Because she looks at me in disbelief, and sighs with disappointment.

 

Sousa Hates Melanoma June 17, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — rebeccayoung @ 1:58 am

1528Regular moles? They’re fine. Irregular moles? Er, well, there is definite suspicion but not viceral reaction. Cancer moles? Oh no you di’nt. Sousa does not like you. I know this because she barks at you. So you better just stay away ok. Just STAY AWAY!

 

Naomi Snieckus June 17, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — rebeccayoung @ 12:59 am

7bdc47264ed38641733a6068d1b2I actually wrote a post and then deleted it. I don’t think I need to say anything. You’ve seen her before – she is in basically every Canadian commerical. And I know you wonder “where did she come from all of a sudden? Why is she in every commercial?” Well I think some things we should just accept and not question. Her name is Naomi. That’s all you need to know.

 

Guac-Fail June 7, 2009

Filed under: Becky Shouldn't Be Allowed in the Kitchen Because... — rebeccayoung @ 4:27 pm

Guac-FailI think the problems started when one of the avocados wasn’t ripe enough. And then I added too much tomato and red pepper (or maybe the problem was that I added tomato and red pepper. period.)

But the nail in the coffin was my “ah-ha” moment (when is that not the case?!).

Lesson learned. Do not use a food processor to make guacamole. Just don’t. 

Also, Bryan said my “Martha’s All-American Potato Salad” was a disappointment too. But I thought it was ok. His expectations are just unrealistic.

 

Young Ladies do WHAT? May 29, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — rebeccayoung @ 2:58 am

stats Ok. I’m not judging you for typing “young ladies spread wide” into google. That’s your choice. I don’t want to make you feel ashamed for just being yourself.

But what I can’t understand is why that is one of the top search terms for this blog.  I get why “baklava” is. I get why “dublin coddle” is.  These are words that I have used in previous posts. But to my knowledge I have never used the words: “young”, “ladies”, “spread” and “wide” all in that order (minus the “and” of course – if you didn’t get what I was doing there, it was a list). 

For real. I am baffled. 

The only possible answer is that I am actually two people – you may call my alter ego Tyler Durden if you wish, I hear that is a popular name for an alter ego. Anyways. When I’m asleep, or so I think. My alter-ego is actually in control and running amuck…on my blog! Writing inappropriate things. Oh lord!

 

Baklava May 26, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — rebeccayoung @ 2:23 am

Here’s an interesting fact: Baklava is the number one search term people reach my blog by. So it makes me feel like a little bit of a failure because I did legitimately have the intention of going on a hunt for the world’s best baklava  and like most other projects I start, I kind of didn’t get past the first day. (oops).

 

To make it up to all of you that google “baklava” and end up at my crappy blog, I hereby give the consolation prize: Links to people who should really be getting baklava traffic.

 

1. On accounta my history of baklava was a little self-centered, here is one that is probably more, well, historical: http://www.kitchenproject.com/history/Baklava.htm

 

2. This is how to make it yourself. I could have chosen one of thousands of recipe sites, but I loved how this site tried to make it appealing to people who might not know what baklava is (the title of the recipe is called “Middle Eastern Nut Filled Pastry): http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Middle-Eastern-Nut-Filled-Multilayered-Pastry-Baklava-103991

 

3.  Worried about your waistline? Here are some nutrition and calorie facts: http://www.fitday.com/WebFit/nutrition/All_Foods/Cakes_Cookies_Pastries/Baklava.html

 

4. And as a delightful headpiece:

skimask1Oh, oops, not only is that not a link (apparently my copy-editing skills didn’t stick) but it’s also a balaclava, not the delicious honey-nut treat.

 

You can’t make flavoured water with every fruit May 23, 2009

Filed under: Becky Shouldn't Be Allowed in the Kitchen Because... — rebeccayoung @ 10:50 pm
Delicious and Refreshing
Delicious and Refreshing

I went to a friend’s house a while back for dinner and she had put some citrus slices in her water jug. It looked sooo pretty, and it tasted good too.

 

And of course, you think if there was an recipe I could follow properly, it would be slices of fruit in a jug of water. Wrong! I thought, “you know what would be even MORE delicious than lemon, lime and orange slices? KIWI! It is so tart and yummy and would go perfect with water. Plus it’s my favourite kool-aid flavor (well, strawberry-kiwi is, but you get the point). Let’s do this thing.

 

Warning: Do not do this thing. It is awful. Worse than awful maybe. I can’t even describe how it tastes. But trust me, it tastes awful.

 

And so with that, I am going to introduce my first section of the new blog: Becky Shouldn’t Be Allowed in the Kitchen Because…

 

Sousa’s Hate List: Sue Johanson May 23, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — rebeccayoung @ 2:01 pm
Sue Johanson

Sue Johanson

 

Who could possibly hate Canada’s 78-year-old sex educator? Honestly? Don’t tell me that you didn’t watch her show in University and then weren’t pysched when she came to your school to give you a talk. because that would just be lies.  Everyone loves Sue.

 

Well, I thought so. But last night when we were flipping through the channels and saw that Sue was on (I know! How does she do it after all of these years?!) and Sousa started growling. Mad growling. The kind she did the first time she saw Jerry Seinfeld, or when the Kibbles n’ Bits commercial comes on and she is convinced those dogs are going to eat her food. So of course we laughed and laughed, which made her even more angry.

 

And to top it all off, the first commercial break was all about babies – and the voice over said baby probably 50 times. You all know how mad Sousa gets when she hears the word baby. Sooo Mad! (Funny thing is she actually likes babies, she just associates the word with dogs that are trying to steal her stuff).

 

Summer Concerts May 16, 2009

Filed under: Music — rebeccayoung @ 3:15 pm

Every month Mike sends out the “Shows” list to the Fazer contributers. I usually pass on everything because work is just too damn busy and I can’t find the time to attend a concert, let alone write about it. But I am making a vow right now that this will all change in June.

 

Mike hasn’t sent out the summer list yet, but I’ve started compiling my own…

 

 

Zach Condon - Beirut

Zach Condon - Beirut

  • June 14th – The Pink Mountaintops. This one is actually a gamble. I’ve never heard about them, but the guy has a ridiculous beard and they are kind of classic-rockish. So that’s a win-win right there.

 

  • July 9 – Beirut! Holy Crap, I am excited about this!!! I’ve never seen him in concert so this will be a new experience.

 

  • July 17 – Deer Tick. Mmmm – finger-picking goodness.

 

  • July 19 – The Ottawa Bluesfest with the Yeah Yeah Yeahs (I’m as confused as you are about how the two go together, but since it doesn’t seem like the Yeah Yeah Yeahs have plans to come to Canada at all this summer, I’ll take what I can get)

 

  • July 25 – Crystal Castles. I know, dance/electro or whatevers is not really my thing. I blame Resonance (R.I.P.)

 

  • August 4 – The Fleet Foxes. We tried to see them last summer and they cancelled on accounta Robin had a sore throat. And yes, I might just want to go so that I can see J. Tillman. Is there something wrong with that?

Bonus Concert: June 6 – Herman’s Hermits. Need a say more?